Give the programming people some coffee (Stardew Valley)

 

Let's say you don't wanna have kids. Ever.  What do you do with the -supposed- kids bedroom? 
Well, you change it into a workspace.

Even if turns out horribly ugly? 
Yes.
 
Ok, did that, but, what happens to the beds, that just won't change places? 
Well, I think you need tojuststopwritingrightnowandgofu**yourself.

The fact that the beds won't move at ALL, really pisses me OFF, because, hey look: it makes no sense. For now, I really don't wanna have kids, I just got married, so, no, even tho I'm millionare. I just wanted to make that one bedroom, a beautiful and marvelous work -place. But it has no room for that, because of the (freaking) beds.

Maybe, just maybe, it would be difficult to, you know, program the kid, to just go and walk, to wherever you put the bed at their sleep time. They are only NPCs, they know nothing, right? Right. Of course, and they can be harder to do the programming and stuff. Ok, I understand THAT. But this is something really necessary, I'm tired of reading people complaning about this in particular.

The game is a beauty, but please, give the programming people some coffee (+2 Speed), get some Lava Katanas (Weight +3), and tell them to just make it possible to move the beds (and the fireplace).

Fireplace WHYYY (Stardew Valley)

 Oh....

oh, I see. I... think I have nothing to say.

Do you understand the reason why they thought moving the fireplace was a good idea? To get it out of your bedroom where it used to look awesome makes zero kinds of sense.
Why to the kitchen? I'm not gonna toast anything in there if that's what you think, I have my own oven you know. Not even a bbq with friends, and Linus, no, sorry, this is just not me, that's not something I do.

About the nonsense house design, it's actually something pretty easy to fix to be honest, that's why I think they didn't even notice. It doesn't bothers me btw, I just printed because there is a button where you can actually print your computer screen, and it's free.
 
You should REALLY be able to move around your fireplace THO.
If not, then all those kitchen counters that have no purpose to exist, and still, they are there, existing.

Do not buy a dresser then (Stardew Valley)

 On my wedding, I didn't even use a dress! I mean, seriously?

Don't have prints but I did take a picture, so here it is.  

Pretty weird huh? Also sad. At least for me. I feel big on those clothes, look at that, I'm bigger than Sebastian, and with "bigger" I mean my little body, my little character, it just.. looks.. bigger, and character enlargement is not quite something brides want on their wedding day. Now take a look at Sebastian, he's just there, being thin.

Seriously, do I really have to wear my jumpsuit David Bowie-(awesome)based cloth on my wedding too? I really wanted something different. I understand on that Spring random dance event, where you get to choose your partner, you are the ONLY, the ONLY one not wearing the correct dress or suit. You can never rent the garment in time I guess.

Can't even change clothes, and this is something I already have to deal with, even more by having all kind of dressers and none of them works as... ahm, a dresser. Maybe is just me comparing to Haverst Moon (GBA, DS, etc) where you can actually change your David Bowie jumpsuit color. I mean, your clothes.

You buy a dresser: you think "Now I'm gonna start stocking my boots and my hats, collecting all them"
You click the dresser specting it to open: "..oh..."
You can't stock anything on the dresser, is not like the refrigerador, where you can actually open it, and stock a few thing (which is great). You can use the refrigerator to stock your boots. It's not ilegal, you won't go to jail by doing this.

The dark side of the room (Stardew Valley)

Do you see this? Do you really see this? I'm right on the middle of two... thingys.

For some reason the lightning on his room has a little problem, and it made my little confy&kozy house really, really unconfortable to look at.

The day I got married, Sebastian stuff has changed to my house. "ok, I can see that", problem is: can't change the wallpaper, can't change the floor, can't move any of the furniture that came with Sebastian, can not put a f* window on his room. I can't even.

I got back to his mother's house to make sure his stuff aren't there anymore, and...

He. Has. Duplicated. Furniture. Geez
Yes I know, makes no sense. I really wish I could just move his stuff around so I can get my house looking good again. I regret getting married. Yes, only because of this furniture thing. lol